A Speeding Motorist
Ahighwaypatrolofficerstoppedaspeedingmotorist."Don'tyouknowwhattheblinkinglightsandsirenmean?"hedemanded."Yes,sir,"repliedthedriver."Thenwhydidn'tyoupulloverimmediately?""Iwouldhave,officer,"t...
Excuse for Speeding
HarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled."Ourbrakesarenogood,sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!"赶紧到达那里哈里与劳埃...