if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms
Afatherwastryingtoteachhissontheevilsofalcohol.Heputoneworminaglassofwaterandanotherworminaglassofwhiskey.Theworminthewaterlived,whiletheoneinthewhiskeycurledupanddied."Allright,son,"askedthefather,"W...