英语笑话：Fast Asleep
Ourco-workerwentmissingforafewhours,andwetoreuptheplacelookingforhim.Thebossfinallyfoundhimfastasleep(熟睡的).Ratherthanwakehim,hequietlyplacedanoteontheman'schest."Aslongasyou'reasleep,"itrea...
I wasn't asleep
Whenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseemedtobeasleep,andfearinghemightmisshisstop,henudged(用肘轻推)himandsaid:"Wakeup,sir!""Iwasn'tasleep,"themanans...