Caught stealing
Ashoplifter(商店扒手)wascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"Theman...
I Caught Every Step
Mr.Brownwasreadinghiseveningpaperwhentherecameatremendousbangingdownthestairs.Hejumpedup,rantothehall,anddiscoveredhisschoolboysonsprawledonthefloor.Didyoumissastep?askedhisdad.No,Icaughteveryblessedo...