英语里的冷人幽默

导语：笑一笑好运来，快来看几个笑话一起笑笑吧!下面本站小编就为大家整理了英语里的冷人幽默，希望对大家有所帮助，欢迎阅读!

1 　Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?

A: He’s afraid of the mouse!

(鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse)

2　Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?

A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

(week和weak同音)

3　Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.

(catch有抓住的'意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思)

4　Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?

A: It was a fish tank.

(tank有坦克的意思，而fish tank则意为鱼缸)

5　Q: Where do cows go on dates?

A: MOOOOvies

(date是约会的意思，Moo为牛叫声，movie则是电影院的意思)

6　Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?

A: I scream (ice cream).

(ice cream意为冰淇淋，两者发音相似)